On Valentine's Day, my wife wanted to send her mom some flowers, and the florist asked her what she wanted written on the card. Initially she wanted it to say, 'Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, Mama,' but suddenly she couldn't remember why she was sending her roses. Was it a holiday? Her parents' anniversary? Birthday? So she finally blurted out, 'Just make it say Happy Birthday.' After she hung up, she checked the date and remembered it was Valentine's Day and called the lady back to tell her to change it."