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Challenge: Halloween Parade

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.

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I never smile if I can help it... showing one’s teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

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Let’s put it this way. Last weekend, I outran a black pepper snake... I am fast. To give you a reference point, I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.

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Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

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One day I will become regional manager... oh yes it will be mine.

We pieced together the perfect Dwight Schrute costume for our son. All bought off Amazon and Kohl’s. He may not know who Dwight is (yet), but he nailed Dwight’s personality, making the costume even better! He walked around at trunk or treat saying “false”.

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